well? can he????

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The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

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*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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count yourself honoured if a slytherin decides that you are theirs. they will kill for you. they won’t die for you, because where would be the use in that, but they will do everything else.

A Slytherin will kill for you. A Hufflepuff will die for you. A Ravenclaw will find a solution which makes death unnecessary. A Gryffindor… well, they’ll be Leroy Jenkins. 

i disagree with the above comment but the end made me laugh xDD

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when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

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"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"

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Do you have an interesting story that could be made into a documentary?

Let me know! We might come film you! :D

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the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

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Off to York Beer Festival :) #york #beerfestival #selfie

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